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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is one of the most AWESOME people in the world. Nobody messes with him.
Chuck Norris factsEdit
- Chuck Norris fools April
- Chuck Norris knows the Muffin Man
- Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 6 people. Then, the grenade exploded
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris: under his beard there is only another fist
- It finally happened: Chuck Norris is now officially his own country
- When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck has allowed to live
- Chuck Norris invented death to make life more exciting
- Each night before he goes to bed, The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris