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Chuck here don't approve. BEWARE.

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is one of the most AWESOME people in the world. Nobody messes with him.

Chuck Norris factsEdit

  • Chuck Norris fools April
  • Chuck Norris knows the Muffin Man
  • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 6 people. Then, the grenade exploded
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero
  • Chuck Norris: under his beard there is only another fist
  • It finally happened: Chuck Norris is now officially his own country
  • When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck has allowed to live
  • Chuck Norris invented death to make life more exciting
  • Each night before he goes to bed, The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris

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